Barack Obama’s Facebook page
I found this on Slate… now, normally reading this blog sends me into a Conservative furry every time I read it, almost always leaving me asking myself “why do I keep reading this?”… yet this time….I’m loving this!!!

Barack Obama created the group Close Guantanamo!
Mitch McConnell created the group KEEP TERRORISTS OUT OF AMERICA!@!1
Ramzi Yousef, Zacarias Massaoui, Ahmed Ressam, Ahmed Omar Abu Ali, and Wadih el-Hage created the group Terrorists Already in America.
The group Republicans posted a note: Nancy Pelosi Approved Torture.
RepublicansDid too.
Nancy Pelosi is in China.
Arnold Schwarzenegger sent California a request for $21 billion.
California sent Arnold Schwarzenegger a flaming turd.
Gay People sent California a request for Marriage.
California sent Gay People a flaming turd.
America sent California a request for A Good Summer Movie.
California sent America a flaming turd.
Joe Biden is in Kosovo.
Joe BidenAgh! The snipers!
Hillary ClintonVery Funny.
RNC created the group The Democrat-Socialist Party.
Michael SteeleGuys, this is retarded.
RNC created the group The Democrat Party Is Socialist.
Michael SteeleBetter.
Levi Johnston updated his Education and Work info to “Baby-daddy.”
Dick Cheney created the event Speech Denouncing Barack Obama.
Barack Obama created the event Speech Pre-empting Dick Cheney.
Dick CheneyPreemption … Feels good, don’t it?
Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz What Ethnicity Are You? with the result “Hispanic.”
Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz What Gender Are You? with the result “Female.”
Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz Which Disney Movie Are You? with the result “All of Them.”
Barack Obama and Sonia Sotomayor are now friends.
NARAL is nervous :-\
Newt Gingrich posted a link: “A Latina Judge’s Voice,” by Sonia Sotomayor, 2001.
Rush LimbaughRacist.
Newt GingrichBigoted.
Jeff SessionsNot gay! (right?)
Joe Biden is in Bosnia-Herzegoanviwhatever.
Hillary ClintonIt’s Bosnia-Herzegovina.
Joe BidenOh, I Bosnia’d Herzegovina, all right.
Hillary ClintonPlease stop.
The group FBI posted the audio clip Roland Burris Offering Money to Rod Blagojevich.
Roland BurrisProves nothing.
Rod BlagojevichCan we still do the fundraiser?
Kim Jong-il is testing his nukes.
Barack Obama sent Kim Jong-il a Really Stern Warning.
Kim Jong-il drew on Barack Obama’s wall using the Graffiti application.
Barack Obama removed “Disarmament” from his interests.
Levi Johnston is working hard on his memiors.
Levi Johnston got a high score on Mafia Wars.
Joe Biden is in Sarajevo.
Joe BidenNow I know which ambassadorship I want in 2016…
Chris Dood?
Joe BidenLet’s just say, the ladies here aren’t exactly “Balkan” …
Chris DoodI don’t follow.
Hillary ClintonOther people can see this, you know.
Barack Obama and Benjamin Netanyahu are now friends.
Barack Obama and Mahmoud Abbas are now friends.
Barack ObamaOK sweet so now what?
Joe Biden installed the application Twitter.
Robert GibbsFML




Did not.