The Stupidest Stuff

I found this on Slate… now, normally reading this blog sends me into a Conservative furry every time I read it, almost always leaving me asking myself “why do I keep reading this?”… yet this time….I’m loving this!!!

Barack Obama created the group Close Guantanamo!

Mitch McConnell created the group KEEP TERRORISTS OUT OF AMERICA!@!1

Ramzi Yousef, Zacarias Massaoui, Ahmed Ressam, Ahmed Omar Abu Ali, and Wadih el-Hage created the group Terrorists Already in America. The group Republicans posted a note: Nancy Pelosi Approved Torture.

Nancy Pelosi
Did not.

Republicans
Did too.

Nancy Pelosi is in China.
Arnold Schwarzenegger sent California a request for $21 billion.
California sent Arnold Schwarzenegger a flaming turd.
Gay People sent California a request for Marriage.
California sent Gay People a flaming turd.
America sent California a request for A Good Summer Movie.
California sent America a flaming turd.
Joe Biden is in Kosovo.

Joe Biden
Agh! The snipers!

Hillary Clinton
Very Funny.

RNC created the group The Democrat-Socialist Party.

Michael Steele
Guys, this is retarded.

RNC created the group The Democrat Party Is Socialist.

Michael Steele
Better.

Levi Johnston updated his Education and Work info to “Baby-daddy.” Dick Cheney created the event Speech Denouncing Barack Obama. Barack Obama created the event Speech Pre-empting Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney
Preemption … Feels good, don’t it?

Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz What Ethnicity Are You? with the result “Hispanic.” Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz What Gender Are You? with the result “Female.” Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz Which Disney Movie Are You? with the result “All of Them.” Barack Obama and Sonia Sotomayor are now friends. NARAL is nervous :-\

Rahm Emanuel likes this.

Newt Gingrich posted a link: “A Latina Judge’s Voice,” by Sonia Sotomayor, 2001.

Rush Limbaugh
Racist.

Newt Gingrich
Bigoted.

Jeff Sessions
Not gay! (right?)

Joe Biden is in Bosnia-Herzegoanviwhatever.

Hillary Clinton
It’s Bosnia-Herzegovina.

Joe Biden
Oh, I Bosnia’d Herzegovina, all right.

Hillary Clinton
Please stop.

The group FBI posted the audio clip Roland Burris Offering Money to Rod Blagojevich.

Roland Burris
Proves nothing.

Rod Blagojevich
Can we still do the fundraiser?

Kim Jong-il is testing his nukes.
Barack Obama sent Kim Jong-il a Really Stern Warning.
Kim Jong-il drew on Barack Obama’s wall using the Graffiti application.
Barack Obama removed “Disarmament” from his interests.
Levi Johnston is working hard on his memiors.
Levi Johnston got a high score on Mafia Wars.
Joe Biden is in Sarajevo.

Joe Biden
Now I know which ambassadorship I want in 2016…

Chris Dood
?

Joe Biden
Let’s just say, the ladies here aren’t exactly “Balkan” …

Chris Dood
I don’t follow.

Hillary Clinton
Other people can see this, you know.

Barack Obama and Benjamin Netanyahu are now friends. Barack Obama and Mahmoud Abbas are now friends.

Barack Obama
OK sweet so now what?

Joe Biden installed the application Twitter.

Robert Gibbs
FML

At the TSA site today, I saw a neat little widget in the bottom left of the from page that was interesting. It said:

TSA Week at a Glance: 12/14/09 to 12/21/09

• 21 passengers were arrested after investigations of suspicious behavior or fraudulent travel documents
• 37 firearms found at checkpoints
• 3 artfully concealed prohibited items found at checkpoints
• 37 incidents that involved a checkpoint closure, terminal evacuation or sterile area breach

You know those work place safety signs? The ones that say “X days since a work loss accident”? Well, set that clock back to zero, TSA. Next weeks will likely say:

TSA Week at a Glance: 12/22/09 to 12/28/09

• 35 passengers were arrested after investigations of suspicious behavior or fraudulent travel documents
• 98 firearms found at checkpoints
• 45 artfully concealed prohibited items found at checkpoints
• 10 incidents that involved a checkpoint closure, terminal evacuation or sterile area breach
• 2 over reactions of flight crew while in flight.
• 1 Bomb allowed on an aircraft
• 1 Bomb ignited while the aircraft was in flight.

Guess it takes just one, huh?

Yet the director of Homeland security says everything worked as it was supposed to… That’s just stupid!

Ok, it’s been a long time since my last post. So much stupid stuff has been going on it’s hard to decide what to talk about… but now, the first failure of the current administration’s war on “man made disasters” seems to be a good place to start.

In a NYTimes article it says:

“When a prominent Nigerian banker and former government official phoned the American Embassy in Abuja in October with a warning that his son had developed radical views, had disappeared and might have traveled to Yemen, embassy officials did not revoke the young man’s visa to enter the United States, which was good until June 2010. Instead, officials said Sunday, they marked the file of the son, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, for a full investigation should he ever reapply for a visa. And when they passed the information on to Washington, Mr. Abdulmutallab’s name was added to 550,000 others with some alleged terrorist connections — but not to the no-fly list. That meant no flags were raised when he used cash to buy a ticket to the United States and boarded a plane, checking no bags.”

Ok, a series of errors here; namely the guy’s DAD calls the American embassy to report him, officials not revoking his visa—but flagging it to be denied to be renewed, adding them to the list of people with terrorist connections but NOT the no-fly list… (editorial note: maybe that’s because the list is to full of 3 year old kids.) But the most important one that should have flagged him is this…

Dude boarded a trans atlantic flight from Amsterdam, Netherlands to Detroit, Michigan and checked NO bags. Good Lord, people!

Then Janet Napolitano, the Homeland Security Secretary, (editorial note: a woman going after the hottie look of Cher’s Morticia Adams, Yet blending it with the Rosie O’Donnell Bull Dyke meets Old Beaver … (Subsequent editors note: The beaver reference was a reference to Jerry Mather’s teeth… not Rosie’s taste in fine dining.)… Give it up lady and just dye that grey patch with some Just for Men.) ….. at any rate…during an interview on “This Week” on ABC says “The system has worked really very, very smoothly over the course of the past several days”… are you serious woman?

A Nigerian fingered by his own father as a radical get on a inter-continental Trans-Atlantic flight— with no baggage, after being on a list of people with terrorist connections, and having his Visa flagged as non-renewable manages to get past who knows how much security at the airport in the Netherlands with both a BOMB strapped to him and some way to LIGHT the thing and the only thing that stopped him were passengers… and that’s a success??? If that were GW, the left would be having a field day—congressional hearings and screaming for impeachment… That’s just stupid!.